1.
Guns make holes in your body,
Through which you can’t potty,
Just your blood and guts spill out,
Bambi’s mom could still munch grass,
Tupac would be tapping ass,
If you hate guns,
Scream and shout!
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2. I want a gun for christmas
Stan: I wasn’t naughty all year long, I was mostly really nice
Hayley: Didn’t kick the dog much or give my brother lice
Both: So don’t bring me no red rubber ball, don’t want no Gameboy at all,
I want a gun for Christmas!
Hayley: Listen to me Santa, I ain’t playin’ round
Stan: Got Mrs. Claus right by my side, she is gagged and bound,
Both: If you wanna see her again,
Better leave me a brand new Mac-10,
I want a gun for Christmas!
